January 2009
13 posts
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Me: How would you like your steak cooked?
Customer: On a grill.
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“Can I get a cup of baby’s blood?”
– same Hot Topic kids, trying to be edgy and cool.
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“Would you mind serving us underage kids some alcohol? We promise not to tell...”
– same kids who asked not to spit in their food
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“Let me get a Bloomin’ Onion.”
“Sir, that’s...”
– guy on the phone trying to make a To-Go order from O’Charley’s.
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“Dey suppose to have a burnt taste to dem?”
– woman asking about her ribs.
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“…and don’t spit in our food.”
– after a group of teens ordered side salads.
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“Gimme my dollar… times are tough!”
– woman requesting her dollar form the $20 used to pay for an $18.59 meal.
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“The shrimp dinner. Is that whole shrimp or half shrimp?”
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“What’s your name again?”
“That’s easy. Who’s on...”
– a conversation between myself and a server-in-training
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“Can I still get the Sunday Brunch?”
– asked on Tuesday, at 7:45pm.
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“Wata… I guess”
– when asked what to drink, sounding like I forced him to choose at gunpoint.
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“This Apple Crunch Salad has something hard in it”
– in reference to either the pecans or fried Asian noodles.
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“Is there supposed to be a burnt taste to it?”
– remarking on her cedar-plank talapia.