Oct
9
Crazy neighbor lady
I was taking care of a indie/hipster couple, who just made my night. They were fun to talk to, easy going, and had been servers before, so they knew what no to ask for or say.
We got into a discussion about bad roommates, and they won easily with their story about a neighbor lady. This older widow had a number of quirks:
- “The View” was giving women cancer through brainwashing
- Any CSI show was secretly made by the Taliban
- Three Russian mobsters gave her mom a brain aneurysm
- She hated anyone who was Jewish or had the name Steve
Best part was, she just was gone one day. Moved out in the middle of the night.
